MISTER POO

Buy shares in toilets. It doesn’t matter what the market does - people will always need to poo.

Plus there are now golden toilets like this one that cost a quarter of a million Euros.
The toilet is called “Moscow” and its a far cry from the days where we used to shit in ditches

According to the British paper, the Daily Mail - teachers are facing more kids than ever turning up to their first day at school without ever having been properly toilet trained.
Instead of teaching ABC, these professionals are wiping dirty assholes and drying out piss-stained pants.
Working parents get the blame. Apparently they don’t have “enough time” [...]

People have been writing on toilet walls. A guy called Khayav has You-Tube’d it for your pleasure.
If you can’t see the video here then you can watch it at YouTube
In our privvies - these are the thoughts of poetry that flush into and out of our head.

Politicians, even more than philosophers, are used to talking shit. But one is actually doing something about it.

Senator Victor Crist, that’s him in the picture, is a Senator in Florida has put a bill before Florida’s state government that would restuarant restrooms to have enough toilet paper and a door with a working lock.
It’s only [...]