MISTER POO

If you never let anyone fuck with your mind, it means you will forever remain a mental virgin.
Open up and get loose.

Surrender an orifice, let some idiot scramble the insides of your head with their cock of nonsense.
I mean, apart from Isaac Newton, who dies a virgin?

Nietzsche (him again) wrote about the will to power and he was thinking about the brain.
But what if he had thought about the other end of the body? Now they’re saying you can turn horse shit into electricity.
The stables SUNY Cobleskill (a university in New York state) produce 20 tons of cow and horse shit [...]

If you need to find a toilet in London, you can now text the word “toilet” to 88097 and the local council will text you back details of your nearest public toilet.
They call it Sat-Lav and it costs 25p. Where there’s muck there’s brass.

Bette Midler said “When it’s three o’clock in New York it’s [...]

“The press, the machine, the railway, the telegraph are premises whose thousand-year conclusion no one has yet dared to draw.”
This is what Friedrich Nietzsche said and this is a picture of a sewage treatment plant:

Being the kind of dude he was, Nietzsche probably wasn’t thinking of sewage treatment plants when he wrote that but who [...]

Is there nowhere that is safe from ipod?
Even in our sublime moments they try to sell us the songs of a thousand morons. See?

If you really like this you can buy it at Amazon but Mister Poo is not sure of approval.
Don’t we need to remember what is sacred?