MISTER POO

God poos. It is not for negotiation.

The bible says He made us like Him and so He must shit. Also, He must wank and piss and lie and cheat and think about inappropriate sexual adventures from time to time.
This is God. He made you like Him.

Customise where you sit to go for a shit.

The Jews have Matzah – a bread which they eat at Passover and which can make them constipated. A funny clash then is this crossover of toilet and Matzah bread design.Does your personal belief limit your bowel movements?
Please leave a comment and say which religion is best [...]

Calvin and Hobbes. Famous Philosophers and funny cartoons. But who was this Calvin anyway?

Philosophy:
John Calvin said I regard looseness with words no less of a defect than looseness of the bowels.
You see, this man was a lawyer and eventually gave his name to a grey flavour of religious zeal.
Mister Poo says ignore this dead lawyer, [...]