Once again, shit could defeat philosophy, learning and politics.
Norwich town hall - where Norwich Council carries out it’s cerebral machinations and deliberations is under attack from pigeon shit.
They are afraid and according to this story, are planning to install wires and posts to prevent the birds from depositing their guano.
Pigeon shit is highly corrosive, especially [...]
A man called Jason Mortimer was arrested for drunk and disorderly behaviour in Lincoln, Egnland.
In his overnight cell he smeared the words “please help” on the wall, using his own faeces, according to the Lincolnshire Echo.
Mortimer was given a 12-month conditional discharge and ordered to pay £60 in court costs.
Is this the help he [...]
Tags: crime · England · Rousseau
This guy posted shit through his neighbour’s letterbox after he saw her act aggresively.
When it got to court the man, Robert Armstrong, described himself as a “knight in shining armour”.
A case of polishing a jobby.
What’s the worst case of neighbour abuse that you have ever committed?
Here is part of a letter of complaint recently received at the local Council in Kirklees, Yorkshire, England.
My wife and myself regularly take our grandchildren to Crow Nest Park in Dewsbury on Sunday mornings, and we all really enjoy the swings and slides etc.
However, the last two Sundays (March 7 and March 16) the slides [...]
Tags: Aristotle · crime · England
If you need to find a toilet in London, you can now text the word “toilet” to 88097 and the local council will text you back details of your nearest public toilet.
They call it Sat-Lav and it costs 25p. Where there’s muck there’s brass.
Bette Midler said “When it’s three o’clock in New York it’s [...]
Tags: England · public toilet · science
