A man called Jason Mortimer was arrested for drunk and disorderly behaviour in Lincoln, Egnland.
In his overnight cell he smeared the words “please help” on the wall, using his own faeces, according to the Lincolnshire Echo.
Mortimer was given a 12-month conditional discharge and ordered to pay £60 in court costs.
Is this the help he [...]
Tags: crime · England · Rousseau
This guy posted shit through his neighbour’s letterbox after he saw her act aggresively.
When it got to court the man, Robert Armstrong, described himself as a “knight in shining armour”.
A case of polishing a jobby.
What’s the worst case of neighbour abuse that you have ever committed?
Here is part of a letter of complaint recently received at the local Council in Kirklees, Yorkshire, England.
My wife and myself regularly take our grandchildren to Crow Nest Park in Dewsbury on Sunday mornings, and we all really enjoy the swings and slides etc.
However, the last two Sundays (March 7 and March 16) the slides [...]
Tags: Aristotle · crime · England
This woman served a dog shit curry to her husband.
Her name is Jill Martin and after serving up the curry and watching her husband, Donald take a mouthful, she burst out laughing and confessed to him.
It ended up in a Scottish court and when the trial took place, Jill pled guilty to culpable and reckless [...]
