MISTER POO

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Bunged Up

March 14th, 2008 No Comments

George Berkeley was an Irishman, a philosopher and a sufferer of constipation although he doesn’t look too troubled in this picture.
In fact, he looks like he’s deciding between biscuits.

He lived 200 years ago and his thoughts can be summed up by “To be is to be perceived”.
He means that if the other man cannot see [...]

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Fear of The Fourth Flush

January 8th, 2008 No Comments

Not every day can Mister Poo go…

Philosophy:
American President Roosevelt told his people that they had nothing to fear but fear itself. I know this is only rhetoric - facing, as I do, the real fear of a 3-day, 4-flush turd.
I am not ashamed to admit to you, my friends, that as much as I hope [...]

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Tight in Geneva

January 7th, 2008 No Comments

Calvin and Hobbes. Famous Philosophers and funny cartoons. But who was this Calvin anyway?

Philosophy:
John Calvin said I regard looseness with words no less of a defect than looseness of the bowels.
You see, this man was a lawyer and eventually gave his name to a grey flavour of religious zeal.
Mister Poo says ignore this dead lawyer, [...]

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