MISTER POO

According to this blog, animals produce 130 times the amount of excrement that human beings do.
And yet…

Humans produce roughly 130 times the amount of philosophy that animals do.
We not only feed them, but supply them with endless wisdom.
They shit up the air with their foul emissions while we grind our brains to find answers to [...]

The most expensive coffee in the world costs $100 US for a shot and comes from cat shit.
First the coffee cherry is eaten by an Asian Palm Civet (not really a cat, but similar)

Then the bean is passed into the civit dung - it cannot digest the bean.
Then a human fetches the bean and grinds [...]

Sometimes people say to me - “Mister Poo - what is phenomenology?”

I always point them to the example of the toad in the bowl.
If no one is there to see the toad in the bowl - then does it really exist? Or is it just a malformed shit of the universal mind? With warts.
As so [...]

Let us play a game. The prize is a million euros.
The first to guess what animal this poo came from will get a million euros.
Submit your entry on the comment form now - be the first to win a million euros - paid direct to your paypal account.

Mmmm?
Looks pretty fresh!

Wiktionary is like Wikipedia except its a dictionary.
It reveals what words mean and how to say.
I examine ‘poo’ and discover how to pronounce in English. It rhymes with “-u”.
I discover that poo is a countable noun, also a concrete noun (same as “fuckbuddy“) and that it has synonyms which range from crap, dung, faeces, poop, [...]

Mister Poo sees animals as no more than people who walk lower to the ground and yet often with more grace.
Today’s Picture: Can You Guess Which Animal Make?

Let’s play a game
Today’s picture: animal shit. Can you guess which animal produce?

Philosophy: The above shit does not come from a horse. They say you can lead an old horse to water but you cannot teach it a new trick.
Perhaps true, but at some point it will make a shit. This you can rely on. [...]