MISTER POO

Is there nowhere that is safe from ipod?

Even in our sublime moments they try to sell us the songs of a thousand morons. See?

If you really like this you can buy it at Amazon but Mister Poo is not sure of approval.

Don’t we need to remember what is sacred?

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Corinna thinks that Clif Bars look like poo.

She says: “It’s actually embarrassing to eat in front of people. Why is this chick eating a piece, they must wonder…”

But is it so bad? The picture doesn’t look so bad - although it is carrot cake version. Perhaps chocolate looks a lot worse.

Does anyone know any other types of snack with turd appearance?

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Wiktionary is like Wikipedia except its a dictionary.

It reveals what words mean and how to say.

I examine ‘poo’ and discover how to pronounce in English. It rhymes with “-u”.

I discover that poo is a countable noun, also a concrete noun (same as “fuckbuddy“) and that it has synonyms which range from crap, dung, faeces, poop, shit, shite and turd.

It has a coordinate term: pee and it also an old name for a type of pig, better known as a collared peccary. Here is a picture of a poo:

It may be called a poo because it’s known for its smell. For this reason it is also known as a musk hog.

The Philosophy Angle:

Thomas Carlyle called the Utilitarianism of John Stuart Mill pig philosophy because he believed it based ethical goals on the swinish pleasures of the mass.

Oink.

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Do you have any debt? The answer these days is almost certainly yes but did you know that poor credit can be very costly?

You may not realize it but, every 1% point on a thirty year mortgage is equivalent to 25% of the amount financed:

This means that a $100,000 loan @ an interest rate of 7% will cost you $25,000 more over thirty years than $100,000 @ a rate of 6%.

That’s 25 grand that you could probably find a good set of ways to spend rather than handing it over to the bank!

But what can you do about it?

It cost far more to do nothing about your credit problems than it does to get credit repair, and a Texas company called Repair My Credit Now can do just that.

The company repair credit by going to your creditors and getting them to prove that the records they hold about you are 100% accurate and, if not, then they demand the record is deleted.

This credit repair service can get several items deleted from your record, including but not limited to : bankruptcies, tax liens, judgements, slow payments, charge-offs, foreclosures and collection accounts.

Without being able to prove their records are correct, the company or organsisation responsible have to remove your items from the record.

With less bad marks on your record, you will have a better credit score.

Wth a better credit score you are more likely to obtain credit in the future at a better rate than you might otherwise have access to.

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According to the British paper, the Daily Mail - teachers are facing more kids than ever turning up to their first day at school without ever having been properly toilet trained.

Instead of teaching ABC, these professionals are wiping dirty assholes and drying out piss-stained pants.

Working parents get the blame. Apparently they don’t have “enough time” these days to properly equip their offspring with the knowledge and wisdom required to avoid shitting and pissing themselves.

It’s like they’ve never seen a potty and it probably means that SOCIETY IS CRUMBLING AND HUMANITY WILL SOON BE DEAD.

Mister Poo cries again for our human race. Will you join me?

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Karl Marx is always depicted in art as an old. But he used to be younger, as you can see.

Marx’s theory of art said that art must be ideologically active, that it must be part of the class struggle against a persistent power structure.

This mean the final defeat of communism as a philosophy would be someone selling toilet paper decorated with Marx’s face.

Does this product exist?

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George Berkeley was an Irishman, a philosopher and a sufferer of constipation although he doesn’t look too troubled in this picture.

In fact, he looks like he’s deciding between biscuits.

He lived 200 years ago and his thoughts can be summed up by “To be is to be perceived”.

He means that if the other man cannot see you then you do not exist.

It’s all about the relativity of perception and it’s pretty heavy stuff but the thing to remember about Berkeley is that he was badly constipated and could not shit.

What is more important?

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People have been writing on toilet walls. A guy called Khayav has You-Tube’d it for your pleasure.

If you can’t see the video here then you can watch it at YouTube

In our privvies - these are the thoughts of poetry that flush into and out of our head.

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The great philosophers studied in many ways, including books and classes. It’s all very well but does anyone really have any time for that kind of thing these days?

For those who wish to seek the wisdom of care, there are now online nursing degree programs to suit your needs. Do you like to help people?

How would you like to study to become a nurse without having to quit work and put yourself through an expensive college course? Then the online nursing degrees, available at elearners.com can help you achieve your dream.

That’s right. You can train and get official qualificaitons without having to go to college.

The courses that run on www.elearners.com and the certificates they award are accredited by agencies recognized by the U.S. Department of Education and/or the National League for Nursing Accrediting Commission, Inc.

You can do it!

It’s free to get information for these online nursing schools, so it’s got to be worth a minute of your time. If you are at all interested in nursing as a career then you owe it to yourself to at least look at their website.

Nurses are always in demand. The work is never dull and nurses can make $30 an hour.

Are you bored in your current job? That’ll never be the case in nursing where something is always happening. And remember - you can get work anywhere when you’re a nurse.

Why not try?

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Politicians, even more than philosophers, are used to talking shit. But one is actually doing something about it.

Senator Victor Crist, that’s him in the picture, is a Senator in Florida has put a bill before Florida’s state government that would restuarant restrooms to have enough toilet paper and a door with a working lock.

It’s only common sense and I, Mister Poo, offer Vic my full support. Good luck sir!

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