MISTER POO

If you need to find a toilet in London, you can now text the word “toilet” to 88097 and the local council will text you back details of your nearest public toilet.
They call it Sat-Lav and it costs 25p. Where there’s muck there’s brass.

Bette Midler said “When it’s three o’clock in New York it’s [...]

Buy shares in toilets. It doesn’t matter what the market does - people will always need to poo.

Plus there are now golden toilets like this one that cost a quarter of a million Euros.
The toilet is called “Moscow” and its a far cry from the days where we used to shit in ditches

Mister Poo was saddened by last week’s story about the woman who was stuck to a toilet seat for two years.
In this video we meet some of the people involved in this miserable case of neglect and terror.

Is there nowhere that is safe from ipod?
Even in our sublime moments they try to sell us the songs of a thousand morons. See?

If you really like this you can buy it at Amazon but Mister Poo is not sure of approval.
Don’t we need to remember what is sacred?

According to the British paper, the Daily Mail - teachers are facing more kids than ever turning up to their first day at school without ever having been properly toilet trained.
Instead of teaching ABC, these professionals are wiping dirty assholes and drying out piss-stained pants.
Working parents get the blame. Apparently they don’t have “enough time” [...]

People have been writing on toilet walls. A guy called Khayav has You-Tube’d it for your pleasure.
If you can’t see the video here then you can watch it at YouTube
In our privvies - these are the thoughts of poetry that flush into and out of our head.

Politicians, even more than philosophers, are used to talking shit. But one is actually doing something about it.

Senator Victor Crist, that’s him in the picture, is a Senator in Florida has put a bill before Florida’s state government that would restuarant restrooms to have enough toilet paper and a door with a working lock.
It’s only [...]

Sitting on the toilet is good for thinking and philosophy in general. So the woman who sat on the toilet for two years must be like The Brain out of Pinky and The Brain by now.
She wouldn’t comed out because she had a phobia. Ridiculous. That’s like saying Princess Lady Diana was killed by the [...]

Customise where you sit to go for a shit.

The Jews have Matzah – a bread which they eat at Passover and which can make them constipated. A funny clash then is this crossover of toilet and Matzah bread design.Does your personal belief limit your bowel movements?
Please leave a comment and say which religion is best [...]