MISTER POO

Fourteen fragments of fossilised faeces have been found in a cave in Oregon, USA. Scientists are happy for they have “fresh” evidence in their puzzle to find how humans make their appearance in the American continent.
Is there any philosophy who survives from this time?

And in the future - what will remain?
Will our petrified [...]

Nietzsche (him again) wrote about the will to power and he was thinking about the brain.
But what if he had thought about the other end of the body? Now they’re saying you can turn horse shit into electricity.
The stables SUNY Cobleskill (a university in New York state) produce 20 tons of cow and horse shit [...]

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Mmmm?
Looks pretty fresh!

Mister Poo was saddened by last week’s story about the woman who was stuck to a toilet seat for two years.
In this video we meet some of the people involved in this miserable case of neglect and terror.

Corinna thinks that Clif Bars look like poo.

She says: “It’s actually embarrassing to eat in front of people. Why is this chick eating a piece, they must wonder…”
But is it so bad? The picture doesn’t look so bad - although it is carrot cake version. Perhaps chocolate looks a lot worse.
Does anyone know any other [...]

According to the British paper, the Daily Mail - teachers are facing more kids than ever turning up to their first day at school without ever having been properly toilet trained.
Instead of teaching ABC, these professionals are wiping dirty assholes and drying out piss-stained pants.
Working parents get the blame. Apparently they don’t have “enough time” [...]

Mister Poo has seen some things. Even those who dress as turds.

Philosophy:
Confucius said only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
This is useless for telling the difference between a wise man and a fool. A better way is to remember that wise men always go to the toilet but fools shit themselves.
Some fools [...]

Mister Poo sees animals as no more than people who walk lower to the ground and yet often with more grace.
Today’s Picture: Can You Guess Which Animal Make?

What’s wrong with this picture?

Do spacemen poo?
Of course they do?
But no one ever mentions it or shows it in a film.
Philosophy: You are what you eat.
This is an old-time folksy philosophy which basically says that you should eat natural things if you want to be natural and that you should eat robots if you wish [...]

Let’s play a game
Today’s picture: animal shit. Can you guess which animal produce?

Philosophy: The above shit does not come from a horse. They say you can lead an old horse to water but you cannot teach it a new trick.
Perhaps true, but at some point it will make a shit. This you can rely on. [...]