MISTER POO

This is one for all the passers-by.

A message for all the pedestrians and passengers who proliferate the pavements, only pausing to pass jusgement on the piss-poor.
And the message is:
fucks for nothing,
fuck you for caring,
fuck you very much,
and goodnight.

God poos. It is not for negotiation.

The bible says He made us like Him and so He must shit. Also, He must wank and piss and lie and cheat and think about inappropriate sexual adventures from time to time.
This is God. He made you like Him.

This blogger is a proud Australian and doesn’t want to eat food from China because its full of shit.

He’s saying “buy local”. It’s a relative value. Everything comes from planet Earth. We’re all in the same boat as far as that goes.
Anyway - the blogger’s main concern should be being nice to his wife, otehrwise [...]

The latest thing in New York City is getting a bird-shit facial. It’s called a Geisha Facial and is available at the Shizuka salon in New York
The treatment will cost you $180 and its the amino acids that do the work to make you look beautiful.
Their website says “The most crucial ingredient in this unique [...]

Once again, shit could defeat philosophy, learning and politics.
Norwich town hall - where Norwich Council carries out it’s cerebral machinations and deliberations is under attack from pigeon shit.

They are afraid and according to this story, are planning to install wires and posts to prevent the birds from depositing their guano.
Pigeon shit is highly corrosive, especially [...]

A man called Jason Mortimer was arrested for drunk and disorderly behaviour in Lincoln, Egnland.
In his overnight cell he smeared the words “please help” on the wall, using his own faeces, according to the Lincolnshire Echo.
Mortimer was given a 12-month conditional discharge and ordered to pay £60 in court costs.

Is this the help he [...]

The most expensive coffee in the world costs $100 US for a shot and comes from cat shit.
First the coffee cherry is eaten by an Asian Palm Civet (not really a cat, but similar)

Then the bean is passed into the civit dung - it cannot digest the bean.
Then a human fetches the bean and grinds [...]

This guy posted shit through his neighbour’s letterbox after he saw her act aggresively.
When it got to court the man, Robert Armstrong, described himself as a “knight in shining armour”.

A case of polishing a jobby.
What’s the worst case of neighbour abuse that you have ever committed?

Here is part of a letter of complaint recently received at the local Council in Kirklees, Yorkshire, England.
My wife and myself regularly take our grandchildren to Crow Nest Park in Dewsbury on Sunday mornings, and we all really enjoy the swings and slides etc.
However, the last two Sundays (March 7 and March 16) the slides [...]

This woman served a dog shit curry to her husband.

Her name is Jill Martin and after serving up the curry and watching her husband, Donald take a mouthful, she burst out laughing and confessed to him.
It ended up in a Scottish court and when the trial took place, Jill pled guilty to culpable and reckless [...]