About Mister Poo
Who is Mister Poo? |
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| I am Mister Poo and I have pleasure to broadcast to you, live from Europe.My father was an electrical entertainer and my mother was a good woman but prone to placing her head in the oven.
At early times I was ready to learn the importance of our brain at one end of the body and our hole at the other. Between these two extremes lies everything of human importance. You can live without legs. |
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What is Mister Poo For? |
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| We all shit, we all think.
Together we can be beautiful. Toilets unite mankind. We aspire to a clean pan.We fear a dirty pan. We are all slaves to our bowels. Mister Poo puts together the world’s great thinkers and the world’s greatest stinkers. We will use the resulting clash to truly investigate what is happening on our home planet, Earth. |
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The Future |
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| Mister Poo aims to foster wide human understanding and tolerance.
It is important for the survival of mankind that we love each other. We cannot love each other without understanding one of each other. We cannot understand each other without out knowing each other. To know each other we must realise that the other man also shits.And therefore, this site. |
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How This Website Works |
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| Please use contact methods to reach me.
Get in touch and let me know your toilet/philosophy stories so that we can build more human understanding stronger, faster, together, forever. |
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