MISTER POO

This is Socrates- not the one that used to play for Brazil, but the ancient Greek Philsopher style of a Socrates.

You will notice that he’s not the prettiest eye candy in the store. His philsophy was that a person should always try to “do well” and that one should “know thyself”.

This plainly didn’t apply to his own personal grooming. And we can only speculate whether he carried this philsophy into his private Greek toilet area.

To know yourself, you must create investigation. To truly know your insides, you must see what comes out.

Did Socrates thus have his face pushed into his own poo in the quest for knowledge and greater truth. Perhaps this explains the slightly-screwed-up expression on his funny wee gnome face.