MISTER POO

The latest thing in New York City is getting a bird-shit facial. It’s called a Geisha Facial and is available at the Shizuka salon in New York

The treatment will cost you $180 and its the amino acids that do the work to make you look beautiful.

Their website says “The most crucial ingredient in this unique facial treatment is uguisu no fun (powdered nightingale droppings), once a secret known only to traditional kabuki actors and the Geisha themselves.”

And, thank you for your concern - but Mister Poo is already drop dead gorgeous and does not need for this. Let it be known.