MISTER POO

A man called Jason Mortimer was arrested for drunk and disorderly behaviour in Lincoln, Egnland.

In his overnight cell he smeared the words “please help” on the wall, using his own faeces, according to the Lincolnshire Echo.

Mortimer was given a 12-month conditional discharge and ordered to pay £60 in court costs.

Is this the help he needed? What did he expect?

Perhaps he was thinking of Jean Jacques Rousseau who said that because submission to the authority of the general will of the people as a whole guarantees individuals against being subordinated to the wills of others and also ensures that they obey themselves because they are, collectively, the authors of the law.

Or perhaps he just wanted to smear shite on a wall.

Either way, the boy’s out of order.

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