MISTER POO

The subtle space between toilets and philosophy

MISTER POO header image 2

Food For Thought

April 8th, 2008 by Mister Poo

This woman served a dog shit curry to her husband.

Jill Martin served dogshit curry to husband


Her name is Jill Martin and after serving up the curry and watching her husband, Donald take a mouthful, she burst out laughing and confessed to him.

It ended up in a Scottish court and when the trial took place, Jill pled guilty to culpable and reckless conduct and received a telling-off from the judge.

What would three of our star philosophers say about this episode?

  1. Aristotle - to achieve the good life, one must live a balanced life and avoid excess. Conclusion - don’t serve a dog shit curry.
  2. Hobbes - Life in the state of nature is nasty and brutish. Conculsion - Scotland is in a state of Nature.
  3. Sartre - Life is nausea. Conclusion - Just eat the curry. Nothing Matters.

And Mister Poo ’s opinion? Hell - there are worse things to be in court for.

Tags:   · · 1 Comment

Add to Technorati Favorites

Leave A Comment

1 response so far ↓

  • 1 Food From China is full of Shit May 28, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    [...] Anyway - the blogger’s main concern should be being nice to his wife, otehrwise he could end up like this. [...]