MISTER POO

Is there nowhere that is safe from ipod?
Even in our sublime moments they try to sell us the songs of a thousand morons. See?

If you really like this you can buy it at Amazon but Mister Poo is not sure of approval.
Don’t we need to remember what is sacred?

Corinna thinks that Clif Bars look like poo.

She says: “It’s actually embarrassing to eat in front of people. Why is this chick eating a piece, they must wonder…”
But is it so bad? The picture doesn’t look so bad - although it is carrot cake version. Perhaps chocolate looks a lot worse.
Does anyone know any other [...]

Wiktionary is like Wikipedia except its a dictionary.
It reveals what words mean and how to say.
I examine ‘poo’ and discover how to pronounce in English. It rhymes with “-u”.
I discover that poo is a countable noun, also a concrete noun (same as “fuckbuddy“) and that it has synonyms which range from crap, dung, faeces, poop, [...]

Do you have any debt? The answer these days is almost certainly yes but did you know that poor credit can be very costly?

You may not realize it but, every 1% point on a thirty year mortgage is equivalent to 25% of the amount financed:
This means that a $100,000 loan @ an interest rate of [...]

According to the British paper, the Daily Mail - teachers are facing more kids than ever turning up to their first day at school without ever having been properly toilet trained.
Instead of teaching ABC, these professionals are wiping dirty assholes and drying out piss-stained pants.
Working parents get the blame. Apparently they don’t have “enough time” [...]

Karl Marx is always depicted in art as an old. But he used to be younger, as you can see.

 
Marx’s theory of art said that art must be ideologically active, that it must be part of the class struggle against a persistent power structure.
This mean the final defeat of communism as a philosophy would be [...]

George Berkeley was an Irishman, a philosopher and a sufferer of constipation although he doesn’t look too troubled in this picture.
In fact, he looks like he’s deciding between biscuits.

He lived 200 years ago and his thoughts can be summed up by “To be is to be perceived”.
He means that if the other man cannot see [...]

People have been writing on toilet walls. A guy called Khayav has You-Tube’d it for your pleasure.
If you can’t see the video here then you can watch it at YouTube
In our privvies - these are the thoughts of poetry that flush into and out of our head.

The great philosophers studied in many ways, including books and classes. It’s all very well but does anyone really have any time for that kind of thing these days?
For those who wish to seek the wisdom of care, there are now online nursing degree programs to suit your needs. Do you like to help people?

How [...]

Politicians, even more than philosophers, are used to talking shit. But one is actually doing something about it.

Senator Victor Crist, that’s him in the picture, is a Senator in Florida has put a bill before Florida’s state government that would restuarant restrooms to have enough toilet paper and a door with a working lock.
It’s only [...]