According to the British paper, the Daily Mail - teachers are facing more kids than ever turning up to their first day at school without ever having been properly toilet trained.
Instead of teaching ABC, these professionals are wiping dirty assholes and drying out piss-stained pants.
Working parents get the blame. Apparently they don’t have “enough time” these days to properly equip their offspring with the knowledge and wisdom required to avoid shitting and pissing themselves.
It’s like they’ve never seen a potty and it probably means that SOCIETY IS CRUMBLING AND HUMANITY WILL SOON BE DEAD.
Mister Poo cries again for our human race. Will you join me?
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