MISTER POO

Mister Poo has seen some things. Even those who dress as turds.

Philosophy:
Confucius said only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
This is useless for telling the difference between a wise man and a fool. A better way is to remember that wise men always go to the toilet but fools shit themselves.
Some fools [...]

Mister Poo sees animals as no more than people who walk lower to the ground and yet often with more grace.
Today’s Picture: Can You Guess Which Animal Make?

Customise where you sit to go for a shit.

The Jews have Matzah – a bread which they eat at Passover and which can make them constipated. A funny clash then is this crossover of toilet and Matzah bread design.Does your personal belief limit your bowel movements?
Please leave a comment and say which religion is best [...]

Not every day can Mister Poo go…

Philosophy:
American President Roosevelt told his people that they had nothing to fear but fear itself. I know this is only rhetoric - facing, as I do, the real fear of a 3-day, 4-flush turd.
I am not ashamed to admit to you, my friends, that as much as I hope [...]

Calvin and Hobbes. Famous Philosophers and funny cartoons. But who was this Calvin anyway?

Philosophy:
John Calvin said I regard looseness with words no less of a defect than looseness of the bowels.
You see, this man was a lawyer and eventually gave his name to a grey flavour of religious zeal.
Mister Poo says ignore this dead lawyer, [...]

What’s wrong with this picture?

Do spacemen poo?
Of course they do?
But no one ever mentions it or shows it in a film.
Philosophy: You are what you eat.
This is an old-time folksy philosophy which basically says that you should eat natural things if you want to be natural and that you should eat robots if you wish [...]

Let’s play a game
Today’s picture: animal shit. Can you guess which animal produce?

Philosophy: The above shit does not come from a horse. They say you can lead an old horse to water but you cannot teach it a new trick.
Perhaps true, but at some point it will make a shit. This you can rely on. [...]